We came back from college, It may sounded funny that we went to college but that was our first year. At that time none of us had laptops, I asked my friend (actually that asshole is my enemy) "shall we go out bayya I'm fucking bored".
Shyam: Where do you want to go re I'm not interested.
Me: (in my mind - Lazy Asshole).
He was relaxing on bed leaning back-word resting his arms on bed when I left. I went out alone roamed on the streets cursing this lazy fucker. I came back after around 40 minutes. Surprisingly he was in same position as he was when I left, Some where I read Cheetah can stay at the same position for 8 hours. Provided some cooperation that day my friend would have broken that record, but I disturbed, and I'm still regretting about that.
Here is the fun part.In our floor some seniors used to stay, One innocent senior as part of ragging gave him the Intermediate records (must be his girl friend records) and asked him to finish that in 3 days.
after two days,
Innocent Senior: What re have you completed records?
Shyam: Still writing. (how the fuck are you expecting, that I will write you dumbfuck)
after two day.
Innocent Senior: What re How much is left?
Shyam: (you can expect the answer)
After two days that innocent senior came to our room,
IS: Where are the records?
Shyam: One sec. ( He was glancing every where in the room, but he couldn't find)
IS: What happened ra?
Shyam: (No replay, Still searching)
IS: what re you said "you are writing"?
Shyam: finally he found it under the bed. ( I couldn't find any emotions in his face, not scared, not happy, not proud, not sarcastic, a face with out any expression only he can make)
IS: He took the records scrolled through the pages to find, How much he completed?
Beyond his exceptions (and as we expected) my friend didn't open those records. Our innocent senior was completely helpless he doesn't have any clue how to react, but he was thankful that he got those records back. But before leaving he said "If you are not writing you could have told me na re?" (with an emotions which you express when some body break your trust, I felt pity on him for choosing a wrong target.)
Then on one fine day, Soumya madam (C language) came to class and asked every body to submit their lab records by evening or tomorrow.
Soumya : Ganesh, Have you completed your record? (I wondered why she was asking only me, I went into an illusion that, she might some how found that I'm very intelligent, and taking special care,. Suddenly I turned into a determined student )
Me: I have completed madam, I will bring that tomorrow. (That moment I committed to complete that record by tomorrow no matter what it takes)
Soumya: Do you know where you kept your record?
Me: (Ooo! seriously I didn't see that for quit a long time) In my Hostel madam.
Soumya: Oh! But three week back your records went out for a walk reached my cabin, It was taking rest in staff room.
Me: smiley Poker face.
Soumya: I saw only two programs in that records and you are saying you have completed.
Me: Madam. Today I will complete madam.
Soumya: Still you are thinking I'm a fool?
Ganesh: Looking Down (FML).
After couple of months.
Time for first year Lab exams, In my memory I still have some snapshots of everybody's emotions. Few people were confident, few people were proud about the amount of knowledge they gained, few were tensed, few were confused, few were confusing others(Karthik that was you), few were normal, But there was guy without any emotions and that was Shyam.
So all the people with emotions completed their Lab records and got them signed before going to exam, Mine was first batch I have completed my exam, Came out of lab. Second batch people were waiting out side the lab for exam, Our dear friend Shyam was in third batch, I was very curious to find him preparing for exam. I was searching for him in the canteen, I found him writing something seriously. For a moment I thought he was recollecting what he read, but my intelligent part of brain told me that I was wrong. So I went to see what he was doing. Oh My God this fucker has just started writing his record, two hours before the exam, I have no clue when he is going to get that signed, I have started feeling tensed but he was normal. He wrote as much as he can, went for the exam.
When he was in lab I was thinking, How the fuck this fucker is being chilled all the time, When everybody else were worried about something or the other, I never found him worried about anything, still after completing four year, I never came across a situation where I could see him tensed except once ( that will be a different post ).
It is time for final exams.
I used to stay in different place during that time for some unfortunate reasons, But as you know I'm very curious to see my friend struggling(studying), So I used to go to his place for night outs,
But can you imagine how he made studying also interesting?. I don't think anybody on this universe has that vast amount Imagination power.
By that time most of us bought laptops, and in his room we used to get free WI-FI with very slow speed, So before starting a chapter he used to keep one video for buffering which will be more than 1 hour duration and I think I don't need to tell you what kind of videos is that. By the time that video completed buffering, He used to complete a chapter and watch some interesting parts of that video then move on to another video and another chapter. Did you see how my friend strategically planned his exams preparation and Don't you think he deserved to be my(our) Role Model.
From next day onwards all of us adopted that strategy and got more than 70% in first year.
Jahapana thossi great ho..... :P
Shyam: Where do you want to go re I'm not interested.
Me: (in my mind - Lazy Asshole).
He was relaxing on bed leaning back-word resting his arms on bed when I left. I went out alone roamed on the streets cursing this lazy fucker. I came back after around 40 minutes. Surprisingly he was in same position as he was when I left, Some where I read Cheetah can stay at the same position for 8 hours. Provided some cooperation that day my friend would have broken that record, but I disturbed, and I'm still regretting about that.
Here is the fun part.In our floor some seniors used to stay, One innocent senior as part of ragging gave him the Intermediate records (must be his girl friend records) and asked him to finish that in 3 days.
after two days,
Innocent Senior: What re have you completed records?
Shyam: Still writing. (how the fuck are you expecting, that I will write you dumbfuck)
after two day.
Innocent Senior: What re How much is left?
Shyam: (you can expect the answer)
After two days that innocent senior came to our room,
IS: Where are the records?
Shyam: One sec. ( He was glancing every where in the room, but he couldn't find)
IS: What happened ra?
Shyam: (No replay, Still searching)
IS: what re you said "you are writing"?
Shyam: finally he found it under the bed. ( I couldn't find any emotions in his face, not scared, not happy, not proud, not sarcastic, a face with out any expression only he can make)
IS: He took the records scrolled through the pages to find, How much he completed?
Beyond his exceptions (and as we expected) my friend didn't open those records. Our innocent senior was completely helpless he doesn't have any clue how to react, but he was thankful that he got those records back. But before leaving he said "If you are not writing you could have told me na re?" (with an emotions which you express when some body break your trust, I felt pity on him for choosing a wrong target.)
Then on one fine day, Soumya madam (C language) came to class and asked every body to submit their lab records by evening or tomorrow.
Soumya : Ganesh, Have you completed your record? (I wondered why she was asking only me, I went into an illusion that, she might some how found that I'm very intelligent, and taking special care,. Suddenly I turned into a determined student )
Me: I have completed madam, I will bring that tomorrow. (That moment I committed to complete that record by tomorrow no matter what it takes)
Soumya: Do you know where you kept your record?
Me: (Ooo! seriously I didn't see that for quit a long time) In my Hostel madam.
Soumya: Oh! But three week back your records went out for a walk reached my cabin, It was taking rest in staff room.
Me: smiley Poker face.
Soumya: I saw only two programs in that records and you are saying you have completed.
Me: Madam. Today I will complete madam.
Soumya: Still you are thinking I'm a fool?
Ganesh: Looking Down (FML).
After couple of months.
Time for first year Lab exams, In my memory I still have some snapshots of everybody's emotions. Few people were confident, few people were proud about the amount of knowledge they gained, few were tensed, few were confused, few were confusing others(Karthik that was you), few were normal, But there was guy without any emotions and that was Shyam.
So all the people with emotions completed their Lab records and got them signed before going to exam, Mine was first batch I have completed my exam, Came out of lab. Second batch people were waiting out side the lab for exam, Our dear friend Shyam was in third batch, I was very curious to find him preparing for exam. I was searching for him in the canteen, I found him writing something seriously. For a moment I thought he was recollecting what he read, but my intelligent part of brain told me that I was wrong. So I went to see what he was doing. Oh My God this fucker has just started writing his record, two hours before the exam, I have no clue when he is going to get that signed, I have started feeling tensed but he was normal. He wrote as much as he can, went for the exam.
When he was in lab I was thinking, How the fuck this fucker is being chilled all the time, When everybody else were worried about something or the other, I never found him worried about anything, still after completing four year, I never came across a situation where I could see him tensed except once ( that will be a different post ).
It is time for final exams.
I used to stay in different place during that time for some unfortunate reasons, But as you know I'm very curious to see my friend struggling(studying), So I used to go to his place for night outs,
But can you imagine how he made studying also interesting?. I don't think anybody on this universe has that vast amount Imagination power.
By that time most of us bought laptops, and in his room we used to get free WI-FI with very slow speed, So before starting a chapter he used to keep one video for buffering which will be more than 1 hour duration and I think I don't need to tell you what kind of videos is that. By the time that video completed buffering, He used to complete a chapter and watch some interesting parts of that video then move on to another video and another chapter. Did you see how my friend strategically planned his exams preparation and Don't you think he deserved to be my(our) Role Model.
From next day onwards all of us adopted that strategy and got more than 70% in first year.
Jahapana thossi great ho..... :P
