They Were in GRE waiting list, And I was in RAC.

              That was early morning 10 O'clock, My phone was ringing, I became little concious but some where in my sub-concious I had a feeling like "who the fuck is going to call me", No way,That is not my mobile but after couple of rings I woke up. That was Karthik- calling me.

Karthik: Bayya!, Where are you?.
Me: I'm still sleeping bey.
Karthink: WTF!, That means you are not coming for exam? (little surprised)
Me: I'l come re, Exams starts at 11 O'clock na.
Karthink: You Naughty Boy, it has already started your number was over  =D. (I know this fucker is expecting some kind of regret from me for not being informed)
Me: Oh! Its OK I will write tomorrow anyway I'm sleepy now.
Karthik: Yeah, Lab In-charge is your MAMA he will let you write tomorrow.
Me: Fuck him.
Karthink: Your die you die. (disconnected the call )
Me: Fell asleep. ( As I know that they are not going fail anybody in 4-1 labs).

    In my dreams "I was thinking why this fucker cares a lot about us all the time. We are very thankful to have this Asshole as our friend". (  I didn't feel it on the same day, but one day I felt it)

  So In my class we were around 60 members, They used to divide us into 3 batches,  20 in each during lab exam. I happened to be part of first batch, because of unfair sorting order of English alphabets. So my exam was on first day, And I bunked it.

    You can imagine what was going in my mind. I need company and I know who are going to be my companions. I came up with secrete plan. Thanks to Kevin Mitnick and his book The Art Of Deception which has taught me how to convince tough people.

   My friends had exam next day, Started preparing for exam which was dramatically ended in less than 15 minutes for obvious reasons. I don't exactly remember what we did that night but we slept late as we do daily.

  Next day Raghava Bayya woke up first

Raghav: Abbey Gani wake up..
Me: Chal bey I'm not coming to exam today ,I will prepare today and go for exam tomorrow.( Plan execution started)
Raghav: Abbey Nikhil wake up.
Me: (I Was expecting those three golden words)
Nikhil: Em Pootham bey. ( Gotcha, I know he just need small motivation to postpone the things)

So we bunked the exam on 2'nd day and I had worthy companions.

   Next day there we are in college all set to write prestigious exam which I was bunking from past two days. Everybody is waiting for their number to be called and I know nobody is going to call our number as they called already 48 hours back and 24 hours back.

   I became little proactive and stepped in side the lab.

Madam: What is your number?
Me: (With an innocent face which doesn't suit me) 62 madam.
Madam: Yours was on first day na
Me: Madaam I was not well,  so I didn't come for exam last today's > ( acting Coughing and Sneezing)
Madam: Get Out of this fucking lab.
Me: Poker face.

   While coming out of the lab in my mind I got a feeling of missing my companions. So I came out told them she is calling them also. They went inside got the same treatment but it was shared between two of them so intensity was little less. ( So you came to a point where you can imagine how big Asshole I'm)

 They started exam by keeping three brilliant engineers standing out side the lab as victims. But we are not guilty.

 After they distributed question papers to all the well qualified students, we went inside.
We: Sir, Sorry sir.
Sir: You guys crossed your limits, I can't cross my limits, leave the lab now and come next year. ( with a kind of expression, let me explain that expression, Imagine a cute Rat trying to make and angry face, we were in fact laughing over his warning).
We: Three fake Poker Faces.
Sir:  Don't disturbed the lab. please come next year.
We: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING US.(Inside our mind).

   We went to canteen to check out some chicks and again some energy to harass him again. We took a well deserved break of 50 minutes. But best thing is none of us blaming ourselves about this fiasco. ( I know that next three days ECE-A section people will have exam, and we are going to write with them).

  So there we are started bugging him again.
Sir: Why didn't you come to exam?
Me: Sir, I was suffering from fever sir.
Sir: Your not looking like that.
Me: Poker face.
Sir: What about you?
Nikhil: We both had a GRE exam sir.
Sir: That guy has fever, he may not be able to inform, what happen with you?
Raghav: (With out giving a second thought) Our GRE slot was on waiting list it got confirmed yesterday only . (Mother of god we are screwed. I bet you, You will not find a stupid excuse them this. I was observing Nikihil bayya face I saw all possible emotion in his face for a fraction of second)
Sir: Em waiting list oo emo. (Ohh he don't know about GRE)
We: Praise the lord.(speaking inside)
Sir: Go and take permission from Uma madam.

     We went inside.

Uma Madam: (No dialogue, Only expression) One Big Question mark in her face flavoured by sarcasm.
We: Madam Our Exam.
Madam: Take permission from HOD.
Me: I was excited as I'm going to speak to our beloved HOD for the first time. But he can't speak telugu, So we have to get over this. at that time thankfully HOD was not there. we went out side, while he was coming inside.

    We were sitting on a small wall in front of canteen from where we can see all hot chicks going to canteen but today is little different we are not looking for chicks but HOD. Mean while '
Nikhil bayya started expressing his emotions which will last in less than 1 minute and he regret about that for more than an hour.
Nikhil: You fucker!  you screwed us. that fucker will tell this fucker that our GRE slot was on that fucking waiting list. HOD is not that foolish fucker to believe your fucking bullshit.
Raghava: One Helpless Expression (I think in his opinion that expression means "I don't give FUCK").

   So finally HOD's metabolic organs helped us, He was coming to canteen. We went inside lab.
We: Madam HOD is not there.
Madam: I know Buddy, you came here when he went for lunch ( Bitch Please expression)
We: Weird smile. ( That smile you give when you left with no choice).
Madam: Meet me after 4 PM.
We: Flying with colours.

At 4 PM we were very punctual.
We: Madam Our exam.
Madam: Come tomorrow with out fail.
We: We know madam If we fail to come tomorrow, We will fail.

  We completed that Lab with out failing.